Reviews Archive

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World(2010) review

Posted on September 6, 2010 | No Comments
Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Scott Pilgrim: What? Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts. Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on Monday? Todd Ingram: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"
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The Human Centipede: First Sequence (2009) review

Posted on September 5, 2010 | No Comments
Synopsis: In Germany, two American women and a Japanese man fall victim to a demented surgeon who plans to recreate a horrific operation with humans that he performed on his three beloved dogs: reverse-engineering Siamese triplets by attaching their digestive systems. After reading about The...
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Kazed’s Take: The Expendables(2010) review

Posted on August 30, 2010 | No Comments
Barney Ross: What's that? Lee Christmas: I'm getting a text. Barney Ross: Excuse me?
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Wall Street (1987) review

Posted on August 29, 2010 | 1 Comment
"...the point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
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Observe and Report (2009) review

Posted on August 28, 2010 | No Comments
I Observed. Now I'm Reporting.
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Salt (2010) review

Posted on August 21, 2010 | No Comments
WHO THE EFF IS SALT?!
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A-Team (2010) review

Posted on August 18, 2010 | 1 Comment
Check your brain at the door
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The Expendables (2010)

Posted on August 16, 2010 | No Comments
Sly is in good shape. Just in case you’re wondering. Statham too. But we already knew that from his high speed marathon films (see Crank now if you haven’t see it already!!). The expendables story isn’t much deeper than what you get from the trailer. It’s...
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) review

Posted on August 7, 2010 | No Comments
I vant to zuck your blood.
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Knocked Up (2007) review

Posted on July 26, 2010 | No Comments
Sure, it's 3 years old, but the fact that it can still uphold the sheer hilarity it did back then is proof that it's(for lack of a better or more appropriate word) just effing badass.
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