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Kazed reviews: Transformers: Dark of The Moon (2011)

WOW. To be honest, I was a little hesitant to watch Transformers, because, well, I wanted to watch Bridesmaids. Yeah, DON'T JUDGE ME. What I'm going to do today is something a little different, similar to what I did a while back with the High School Musical review, only it'll be a little shorter, and I won't be watching it at the same time, and also it'll be a little less comprehensive than the HSM review. When those credits rolled, I couldn't help but get angered at the thought that a third film was allowed to be made. DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY. DAMN YOU TO HELL. There were a number of thoughts  going through my head, I'll bullet them below(in no particular order), but keep in mind that I'm merely pointing out the things that I thought were really stupid.
  1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was a HORRIBLE addition to the film. Purely and simply because she could not act. Megan Fox had at least an ounce of talent in her *cough*, and she could act a slight better than this new girl.
  2. Chemistry. There was none whatsoever between Shia LeBouf and Huntington-Whiteley's characters. Not only this, but there was no build-up for their relationship. One of the first scenes we see involves the two, and I had thought that Huntington-Whiteley(That's such a bitch to write) replaced Fox, but I soon learned that this was not the case. Slightly disappointed I was, when I heard her speak in an English accent.
  3. Like in Revenge of The Fallen, there were many times when I honestly for the life of me couldn't tell what was going on. Like in Fallen, there were times when the fight sequences between the Autobots and Decepticons seemed like a complete mess. Now don't get me wrong, the visuals in Transformers 3 far surpassed that of it's predecessor, but it still wasn't as good as it could have been. The level of detail in this on the CGI was great. I have no qualms about that. It was just during some of the fast-paced action scenes when it was a little too weldy(I just made a word up) for my liking.
  4. Now, I'm not too familiar with the older Transformers' series, but from what I gather about Megatron(You know, that evil robot guy who kills things), is that he wouldn't idly sit by if some British Battleaxe came and tried to meddle in his affairs. I'm almost certain that he would've killed her.
  5. The stupid little black cuts in the first half of the film. I mean, once or twice is okay, acceptable, whatever. But when you start using it like it's the end of the world, then it looks a little stupid. Maybe it's just the filmmaker in me, but that really got on my nerves.
  6. The small inconsistencies(I won't mention here because I'll be ruining the story) which really annoyed me as to how abruptly things 'ended'(if you catch my drift, those of you who have seen it), and how there were so many coincidences in the film which didn't lead to some much needed deaths.
I have a lot more, but it's now kinda late and I'm tired. I'm satisfied that I got some of it out, but I guess that's my quasi-review/rant of Transformers 3. And also...wouldn't Dark SIDE of The Moon make more sense? Just sayin'. You can follow me on Twitter on @kazed2010 What did YOU think? Comment below!
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The Movieville.org Podcast now on Stitcher Radio!

This here' s a big development for the website, as it allows our podcast to be listened to...on the go! Simply download the Sticher Radio app, compatible with most handsets, including a number of BlackBerry devices, iPhones, and Android-Powered devices. Click on the link for the full list of compatible devices. To read more about Stitcher, check out their website at Stitcher.com. To listen to our other Podcasts, click HERE. Best part? The App is free, as is the podcast. You don't have to download the Podcast, all you have to do is download the Stitcher app, and search "Movieville". Let us know what you think in the comments below!
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Martyn reviews: Green Lantern (2011)

Superheroes, you can't miss them these days. I'm not saying that they're new to our generation, but with advances in technology and an impressive public tolerance, we the people are treated to a genre that can run its course. There is an extensive back catalogue of characters, the first tier can be spotted simply by their logos: the bat, an s, a web, an X etc. The second tier are those green lit for this summer period: a norse god and a green space cop, the latter the subject of this review.  Green lantern is a tough one. The character of Hal Jordan ran for many years, with his first appearance in 1959, in an age where the possibilities of space were almost limitless. He is undoubtably one of DC's most loved characters, but does that translate? The film opens with some slightly rushed backstory, almost as if it has to run into the action. I actually had high hopes here, believing that this film would ignore the unrealistic story in favour of a special effects fighting extravaganza. However, throughout the film I was to be convinced otherwise. We spend most our time on Earth with one Hal Jordan, a fighter pilot with a troubled past, the first human to be chosen by the ring. He is dragged through space to Oa, the home planet of the central battery which powers the Green Lantern's rings, where he is apparently trained by other more capable lanterns, in a time of unprecedented danger, the awakening of Parallax. Watching the film I felt that these characters were misplaced and misused. None were poorly acted, a lot of them are fan favourites, it's simply down to the limitations that the source material suffers through 'Hollywoodiaztion'. The story has gone through generations of writers, artists and fans alike as a comic series, so the expectation that one team with a bucket load of cash could breathe that energy into a 114 minute runtime is a bit extreme. This film was never going to please everyone, a hardcore fan base isn't going to want what a new, young film audience are going to expect. If it wanted to reach one of these groups, it could have gone either of these two ways: a) Story - the hardcore fandom approach which the public feel to be almost inaccessible. A long, slow-burner with an amazing climax, emotion and action equally true to the source material. b) Action - an array of wonders for the eyes of both males and females, all ages. No need for complex story when you have an excuse to make absolutely anything you can imagine with a badass ring. Green lantern however, managed to haphazardly dance it's way through the worst parts of both story and action. Characters felt weightless and written, and for the the time and cost, the effects weren't anything mind-blowing. When you can boil down a story and sum up a character as 'simply jealous that Ryan Reynolds is sexier', you've got a problem with your writer. When villainy began, when our hero was threatened, I just didn't care. No one trained Hal, Sinestro just got upset and shown up in front of the Guardians. The design of the planet Oa was nice, and I felt the film translation of the Guardians was a really nice touch, hell I didn't even mind the costume, it just didn't seem 'believable'. Good special effects should go unnoticed, camouflaged in the real world, but when your entire world is a shiny rendered palace of wonder, it's hard work tricking the viewer. All in all, I felt disappointed. I sat through the film with a friend in an empty cinema, wondering why characters were acting the way they were, why the film didn't spend much time developing the story, or much time in action. All of these were answered when I realised why the cinema was empty, Green Lantern just doesn't work in film. 3/10
Martyn
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Kazed on TV: True Blood

Having just started it's fourth season, I figured now is as good as a time to do a little post on this. I'm a big fan of True Blood, I see it as Twilight, but for adults. Or men. Or Adult men. And Women, of course. Just adult. True Blood is a gritty, sleazy, slutty, dirty, nasty, whorish piece of work, and although all of those words basically mean the same thing, there are an unlimited amount of words one could use to describe TB in a positive light. It follows a young waitress by the name of Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin), who lives in a small town, Bon Temps, Louisiana. She encounters a large number of mythical creatures, and along the way discovers things about herself and her family which are quite unexpected. The show basically revolves around Vampires who actually live in harmony (kind of) with humans in this small town in Louisiana. Well, kind of. That's most definitely not the primary story of the show, there are many surrounding elements that make the show, but I guess a large chunk of the series revolves around Sookie and her relationship with the one billion year old Vampire(He's not that old, I just couldn't be bothered to Wikipedia it), named Bill Compton(Stephen Moyer). Although it can get a little slow at times, there's enough excitement in each episode to keep you entertained for the hour. With season four already started,  the first episode showed us that there are still a billion other stories to be told(not a billion, it's just safer saying a billion in case they do stuff a billion stories into one episode. You never know.). I should mention that True Blood is based off a series of books named something something southern vampire blah blah. Look it up on Google or something. Not really relevant, just thought it deserved a mention. Anyway, if you're into Twilight and you LOVE shiny vampires and R-Pattz and Bella and Edward and that gay wolf guy, then this is definitely NOT for you. Avoid this. Completely. True Blood is violent, gory, bloody, and definitely not for tweens. 7/10 Kazed
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Muni reviews: Hanna (2011)

This movie was some kind of awesome. From frame one, this movie completely enthralled me. It's a top-notch thriller that doesn't sacrifice its human side for the sake of explosions, chases, and fight scenes. At its core, there's a very complex character that's both interesting and sympathetic. The story begins by showing Hanna, a physically sharp teenage girl with a mysterious past, hunting a deer. Her father eventually explains that a government agent named Marissa Weigler is searching for her. He's been training her for her entire life so that she can take on Weigler. If she flicks a switch, Marissa Weigler will know where they are, and an intensely rehearsed plan to kill her and live life without any potential harm will begin. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned, and as Hanna tries to reach her father after she's escaped capture, the hunt begins. First of all, let's discuss the technical aspects of this movie. After seeing three of Joe Wright's movies, it's clear that this man has a keen eye for cinematography, and I thank him for it. There are so many beautiful shots and flashy camera-techniques in this movie. All of them fit the specific moments in which they exist, but they all blend together very well. The best looking scenes are the scenes in the snow-laden forest. Of course, the cinematography would fall apart without proper editing, and they do nail it. The movie is filled with quick cuts, and they make the action scenes much more shocking than they would otherwise be. There's a scene early in the film where Hanna kills a group of guards and shoots all of the cameras in the room, and the way it's edited makes you jump with every gunshot. The acting here is superb. Saoirse Ronan gives an incredibly dynamic performance as always. She's a great young talent that has shown us several times now that she's a force to be reckoned with. Kate Blanchett gives a great performance as well. She gives a performance that is both cold and emotional when necessary. Eric Bana gives a surprisingly good performance as Eric, Hanna's father. It's not a huge stretch for him, but he certainly does a good job. The actors playing some of the lesser side-characters also do a great job. Sophie's mother is played by the lovely Olivia Williams, brought warmth to he character. Jason Flemming makes an excellent supporting villain. The soundtrack to the film, by The Chemical Brothers, made the film in my opinion. The music was exquisite and worked very well with the film. I believe they did a fantastic job in adding a different dimension to the film, which works. It’s made me a fan of their music for sure. What can I say? This movie was phenomenal. I went in with enormous expectations and was completely blown away. This movie has so many elements sewn into it that fondly remind me of my favorite films. It has everything I want in a movie and more. It finds the perfect balance of honest emotion and thrilling action. The result is a knockout. This movie may very well end up on my Best of the Year list. Honestly, I haven't enjoyed seeing a movie in the theater this much since I saw Inception for the first time. My verdict it’s a well directed smartly paced film, which has a fantastic story and great soundtrack. It got mixed reviews by both critics and “normal people” but I guess you have to make your own opinion. I’d say if you want to watch this then do, as I believe you will really enjoy it, more then you probably think. 8/10 Muni
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