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Amazing Dumb and Dumber trailer, Inception style

Source: nurvtv Ohhh my gaad. It's a little dated, but hey, it's still pretty damn awesome. Just amazing. Check out the author's channel at the link above.

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The 25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Films

This is cool. It's a video showing but a taste of some of the greatest and iconic lines in film history. Brilliance. Sheer brilliance. The Dumb and Dumber one was especially great. To think that some of the most iconic lines came from improvisation is inspirational. Like I said, these were but a fraction of some of the greatest scenes in Film history, there are so many more I could detail right now, but hey, this is why the video is here. Maybe another time.

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Kazed reviews: Skyline (2010)

Synopsis: Strange lights descend on the city of Los Angeles, drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow the entire human population off the face of the Earth I'll keep this short. This film was wtf. The film could've done without the first 15 minutes. For realsies. It was complete and utter nonsense. Wasn't needed, wasn't required, wasn't needed, wasn't required. Was.not.needed. Let me give you my list of shit that pierced my rectum for this film:

• The Aliens are never explained.
• Over usage of slow motion, I mean, what the eff? It's used at the most unnecessary time, it really pulled on my pubes.
• The shitty acting
• How it tried to be different with it's handheld-style camera work. Newsflash, dumbass, it's been done.
• BRAINSUCKINGALIENS. REALLY?
• The shitty acting
• The shitty acting

Really, it was a recipe for disaster. The guy from 24, (Eric Balfour) was (I guess) the main character in this here flick, and to be honest with you, I didn't care. Truthfully speaking, the only commendable aspect for the film was the visuals, but even then, it was like two occasions. So, watching it was not that unbearable, it was a watchable film, but then it got to the last 10 minutes, and OH MY GOD. Seriously, what were they thinking? How is that EVEN possible? (Now, for those of you who haven't seen it, <scroll over for SPOILERS> a guy dies, his brain is somehow 'special' compared to others, so this brain gets implanted into one of these aliens, and this alien he becomes, saves his fianceé from possible termination. So then- forget it. Just don't watch it, I beg you) It just didn't make any sense whatsoever, then again, neither did the rest of the film, but this was just blerg. Anyway, gets a 3/10 from me. Kazed.

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The Human Centipede: First Sequence (2009) review

Synopsis: In Germany, two American women and a Japanese man fall victim to a demented surgeon who plans to recreate a horrific operation with humans that he performed on his three beloved dogs: reverse-engineering Siamese triplets by attaching their digestive systems. After reading about The Human Centipede in Total Film, I simply had to check this film out. It sounded twisted, original, and plain weird. The Human Centipede was a film which a unique experience, definitely unlike anything I've seen before, but felt like a half-hearted attempt at a so called 'horror' film. Featuring virtually unknown names, the performances definitely lacked in the personality department, except for the nutcase doctor, who, without question was definitely the most believable performer in the film. Thankfully, the sheer violence and gore slightly raised the interest level of the film. As I briefly mentioned, the concept of the film was definitely a unique one, providing scenes in a film which left me cringing and trying to prevent my balls from shooting up into my body. Not the best 'horror' film I've seen. At this point, Paranormal Activity is top on my list. Average attempt at a shockingly gory horror flick, 5/10 Kazed.