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Kazed reviews: Mean girls...2!?! (2011)

Oh. MY.GOD. First of all, there is no point in writing a synopsis. Really. There isn't. The plot of Mean Girls 2 is more or less the same as Mean Girls. But, for the benefit of the people who haven't seen Mean Girls, here it is: Cady Heron is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list girl clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron Samuels, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George. Although the plot in Mean Girls 2 is a tad different, the essence of MG still remains. Oh, but NOT in a good way. The entire film is a HUGE pile of crap. It's predictable, cheesy, clichéd, predictable, lame, corny, unoriginal, predictable and the 'Plastics' in MG2 are WAY below standard. If you dare watch it, you'll see how similar to the first it is, you'll find a hot banana, and stab yourself with it. Tim Meadows reprises his role as Mr Duvall, probably the only interesting thing about the film. I wouldn't have minded it so much if the film was DIFFERENT from the first, but seeing as though it isn't, it shouldn't even exist. Why it was even allowed to air is the atrocity. I'm not sure what else to say about it. The people turning on the protagonist, the people forgiving the protagonist, the protagonist getting a happy ending, the antagonist ultimately 'losing' in the end, come on...that's Mean Girls all over. I think it's worth mentioning here that I only got 1 hour into this film and I wanted to kill myself. I couldn't even finish it. But I did, while writing this review. I'm too nice. Blegh. JUST BLEGH. 2/10 Kazed.

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Kazed reviews: Skyline (2010)

Synopsis: Strange lights descend on the city of Los Angeles, drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow the entire human population off the face of the Earth I'll keep this short. This film was wtf. The film could've done without the first 15 minutes. For realsies. It was complete and utter nonsense. Wasn't needed, wasn't required, wasn't needed, wasn't required. Was.not.needed. Let me give you my list of shit that pierced my rectum for this film:

• The Aliens are never explained.
• Over usage of slow motion, I mean, what the eff? It's used at the most unnecessary time, it really pulled on my pubes.
• The shitty acting
• How it tried to be different with it's handheld-style camera work. Newsflash, dumbass, it's been done.
• BRAINSUCKINGALIENS. REALLY?
• The shitty acting
• The shitty acting

Really, it was a recipe for disaster. The guy from 24, (Eric Balfour) was (I guess) the main character in this here flick, and to be honest with you, I didn't care. Truthfully speaking, the only commendable aspect for the film was the visuals, but even then, it was like two occasions. So, watching it was not that unbearable, it was a watchable film, but then it got to the last 10 minutes, and OH MY GOD. Seriously, what were they thinking? How is that EVEN possible? (Now, for those of you who haven't seen it, <scroll over for SPOILERS> a guy dies, his brain is somehow 'special' compared to others, so this brain gets implanted into one of these aliens, and this alien he becomes, saves his fianceé from possible termination. So then- forget it. Just don't watch it, I beg you) It just didn't make any sense whatsoever, then again, neither did the rest of the film, but this was just blerg. Anyway, gets a 3/10 from me. Kazed.

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Black Swan (2011) International Trailer

I'm looking forward to Black Swan, it should be an interesting film, definitely a unique one at that. Darren Aronofsky is an inspirational filmmaker. BEHOLD: Beautiful. So is the film. Kazed

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Faster(2010) Red band trailer

It's about FRICKIN' time this happened.

So for too long I've been waiting for The Rock Dwayne Johnson to go apeshit and kill everyone in sight. Okay, so this film isn't EXACTLY like that, but it's a HUGE step forward from all the kiddy films he was attached to. This is something I can definitely get used to.

I just know that this is going to be awful, but dammit, I'm gonna love it to hell.

Kazed.

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Dinner For Schmucks(2010) review

Synopsis: Tim (Paul Rudd) is a rising executive who "succeeds" in finding the perfect guest, IRS employee Barry (Steve Carell), for his boss's monthly event, a so-called "dinner for idiots," which offers certain advantages to the exec who shows up with the biggest buffoon. Usually, Steve Carell doesn't impress me in some of his theatrical feats(40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Evan Almighty), but Dinner For Schmucks was a huge exception. In the past films, I thought that at times Carell overacted, tried a little hard to be funny. In Schmucks, this was not that case. There was not a moment throughout the entire film I didn't find funny.Even just a little. I did. I even pissed myself. I did. The plot itself was unique, although towards the end it began to get a little cliché, but still retained it's principal humour. Carell and Rudd made a great team, the chemistry was there, but it just felt quite flat during some of the dialogue scenes. The humour was there, but the charisma wasn't. Schmucks was a great watch, but still lacked some of the humour that both Rudd and Carell have showcased at their strongest.