It's official, The Dark Knight Rises has a teaser trailer, and it's now online. It's badly filmed in the cinema, but it's still online.
Now I must say this:
I will not watch this. I have had it confirmed that it is the trailer, but I am going to wait for it in the right environment, the cinema. With good sound, perfect quality, and most importantly, the atmosphere.
Now, if this moral statement has not changed your mind, here it is
'The Dark Knight Rises' is the third and final film in Nolan's Batman trilogy, and will be released in July 2012.
Synopsis: When sad sack Frank D’Arbo (Rainn Wilson) sees his ex-addict wife (Liv Tyler) willingly snatched by a seductive drug dealer (Kevin Bacon), he finds himself unable to cope. But when the finger of God blesses his brain (don’t ask), D’Arbo decides to fight back under the guise of a DIY superhero called Crimson Bolt. In order to get his wife back, he must first fight his way up the criminal ranks, and he begins by taking a monkey wrench to the foreheads of a couple who cut in line at the movies. As Crimson Bolt begins to make the headlines, a young woman from the local comic book store (Ellen Page) joins in on the fun as his sexually charged sidekick, Boltie.
Wow, it's great to see originality these days, seriously. Check out this hilarious Trailer & Clip from Director James Gunn(Slither), and starring Rainn Wilson from the US Office.
God, this looks hilarious! Seems like a less polished Kick Ass , but with the addition of Rainn Wilson and Ellen Page AND Kevin Bacon make it an amazing film already.
Super releases April in the US and everywhere else after that.
Courtesy goes to SlashFilm and Yahoo Movies for the trailer.
Look forward to this film, and seriously- "Shut up crime" has to be THE best catchphrase a Superhero has ever had.