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Kazed reviews: Mean girls...2!?! (2011)
Oh. MY.GOD. First of all, there is no point in writing a synopsis. Really. There isn't. The plot of Mean Girls 2 is more or less the same as Mean Girls. But, for the benefit of the people who haven't seen Mean Girls, here it is: Cady Heron is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list girl clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron Samuels, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George. Although the plot in Mean Girls 2 is a tad different, the essence of MG still remains. Oh, but NOT in a good way. The entire film is a HUGE pile of crap. It's predictable, cheesy, clichéd, predictable, lame, corny, unoriginal, predictable and the 'Plastics' in MG2 are WAY below standard. If you dare watch it, you'll see how similar to the first it is, you'll find a hot banana, and stab yourself with it. Tim Meadows reprises his role as Mr Duvall, probably the only interesting thing about the film. I wouldn't have minded it so much if the film was DIFFERENT from the first, but seeing as though it isn't, it shouldn't even exist. Why it was even allowed to air is the atrocity. I'm not sure what else to say about it. The people turning on the protagonist, the people forgiving the protagonist, the protagonist getting a happy ending, the antagonist ultimately 'losing' in the end, come on...that's Mean Girls all over. I think it's worth mentioning here that I only got 1 hour into this film and I wanted to kill myself. I couldn't even finish it. But I did, while writing this review. I'm too nice. Blegh. JUST BLEGH. 2/10 Kazed.0
Fast Five (2011) trailer
Check this out, the latest instalment from 'The Fast and Furious' franchise.
Looks okay I guess. It has Dwayne Johnson with a beard, why not?
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Faster(2010) Red band trailer
It's about FRICKIN' time this happened.
So for too long I've been waiting for The Rock Dwayne Johnson to go apeshit and kill everyone in sight. Okay, so this film isn't EXACTLY like that, but it's a HUGE step forward from all the kiddy films he was attached to. This is something I can definitely get used to.
I just know that this is going to be awful, but dammit, I'm gonna love it to hell.
Kazed.
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Grown Ups (2010) review
Synopsis: After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.
Read the synopsis. Read it. Read it? That, is all the film is. Nothing more. The concept of the film is quite an interesting one, but was somehow ruined by the overpowering clash of the personalities who starred in the film.
There are some good names in this film. You got Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Kevin James, Rob Schneider, and Steve Buscemi, to name a few. Herein lies the problem. The comedic value of this film really equals to nothing, and I'll tell you why. The comedic force of each cast member end up cancelling each other out. Sure, they're all funny, but in this flick- not so much. It's not that they weren't funny, it's that they each didn't really get enough screen time, which made the film feel quite empty.
Putting this aside and moving onto another negative aspect of this film, the story was essentially non existent. There was no plot, the film consisted of a group of friends taking a short break at a lake house.
Despite all the negativity, there were a few funny pieces of dialogue, and the performances were as expected from Sandler and the rest.
Disappointing to say the least, not on par with the rest of the Happy Madison productions.
4/10
Kazed
